Cat One
Chief Executive Officer
The eldest. Runs the household from the tallest shelf. Accepts compliments and exactly two pets, in that order.
The management
The three cats
The site is named after them, so legally we owe them a page. Here they are: our three co-founders.
Cat Two
Director of Snacks
Has never missed a meal or an opportunity to pretend it was missed. Loafs professionally. Purrs at industrial volume.
Cat Three
Head of Naps
The youngest, and the reason nothing fragile sits on a table anymore. Sleeps twenty hours a day to maintain peak chaos for the other four.
Will they be at the wedding? See the FAQ. Short answer: their demands could not be met.